i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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