she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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