He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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