Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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