This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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