No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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