my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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