Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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