sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Two words: blizzard sex
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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