I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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