Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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