its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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