I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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