He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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