I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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