Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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