He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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