Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need to calm my uterus...
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