we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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