If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
