Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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