Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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