When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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