we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
3pm strippers are depressing
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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