Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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