At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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