We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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