your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You're so nebulous sometimes
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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