So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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