Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
people are starting to question the shark bite story
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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