Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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