I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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