He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
