The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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