Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
try to milk me bitch
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