You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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