How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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