we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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