I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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