ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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