Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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