someone get that fucking seahorse.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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