ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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