Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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