i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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