Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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