Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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