I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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