scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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