he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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