I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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