I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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