I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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